What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

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How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs?

moostard

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

Wiener Jokes More Wiener Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!"

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.