What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

How are a full count in baseball and a mutated 2 time convict the same?

They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.

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What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

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Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.