Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What is Pat Sajak's favorite Christmas carol?

No L

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

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What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Who wins the election?

America.

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What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

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What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US?

Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.