Inmate Jokes

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

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Would you like fries with that "

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Leper Con Jokes More Leper Con Jokes

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you call a prison inmate with a skin disease?

A Leper-Con

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair with a cell phone?

Virgin Mobile.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.