Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?

One trains the mind the other minds the train.

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How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Where do fish sleep?

A. In a river bed

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Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.