Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Imprison Jokes More Imprison Jokes

Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned?

Because it was a kangaroo court.

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.