Did you try turning me off and on again?"
Nun
Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
I don't know...he isn't very handsome or rich" "And he's a terrible conversationalist - all he does is sit there licking his eyebrows"
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.
Some people think God is real.
