What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

Crush Asian Jokes More Crush Asian Jokes

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians