What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

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What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Odor Jokes More Odor Jokes

What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."