What did the keyboard say to the mouse?

stop with the cheesey jokes!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?

www.oody www.oodpecker.

Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.