Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

How is digging fence post holes like being the mayor of Toronto?

It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding