What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

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Thank you for your patients.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.