What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Surgeon Jokes More Surgeon Jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

Suture Self Jokes More Suture Self Jokes

What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!"