What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the biker decline an invitation to the rally?

He was just two tired.

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He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

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Well, I'll deal with this asbestos I can!"

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Why are you so excited?

the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient?

Suture self!

What did the surgeon say when the doctor declined going out after work?

Suture self!