What did the leper give to the whore?

A tip

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi tel Luke Skywalker at the brothel?

Luke! May the whores be with you!"

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Public hair Ill show myself out..

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel