What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!