Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

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Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!