Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

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What did the astronaut get instead of athlete's foot?

Missile Toe

Why was the astronaut so sore?

He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What's the best part about taking advice from r/relationships ?

You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.