What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

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What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week?

Just Juan

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What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What did the network engineer give to his fiance?

A token ring.