Mexican Girl Jokes

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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They are both more worried about getting inside you than being effective once there!

What does DNA Helicase and a 16 year old boy have in common?

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

12 Year Old Jokes More 12 Year Old Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

Exploder Jokes More Exploder Jokes

What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

Dora the EXPLODER

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder