What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game?

Mean-opoly.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.