Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

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We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

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What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.