Mexican Guy Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy takes xanax?

For hispanic attacks...

What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

Tacos Jokes More Tacos Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

How many tacos does it take to change a lightbulb?

why don't we have both

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love easter, baby." (OC)

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work