What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired?

He drove people bananas!

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Where does a one-legged woman work?

What's her name? Eileen If she's Asian what's her name? Irene /goingtohellforthis

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.