What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who is driving?

A cop.

Why did Soviet dictator always drive an automatic transmission?

He was always Stalin in his manual!

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's an Asian's favorite time to go to the dentist?

tooth-hurty

What do you call a calm Asian man?

A Mellow Yellow

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!