What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family of four.

What's the Mexican version of the Klan?

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What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike