What did the Mexican kid get for his birthday?

My bike :(

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.