What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane