Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do women always sleep on the left side of the bed?

BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*