What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.