What did the Mexican wife say to her Husband?

You'll never be president, Jeb.

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Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Where does the President keep his armies?

In his Baracks

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who does he look like?

I'm like, 'Your husband'

Whats the difference between a house cat and a polecat ?

How much their husbands make