What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

What birds spend all their time on their knees ?

Birds of prey !

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.