What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Previous Random Joke Next

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Little Caesars Jokes More Little Caesars Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!