What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?

Neck-romance-y.

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What are the people from the country Lesbia called?

Lesbians