What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

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How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. But I don't know how they got in there.