Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?

Hogwarts!

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

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Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx