What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

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How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other?

What do we do now, Pierre