What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left?

Oh, gosh!

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

French Jokes More French Jokes

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day?

because they would all surrender.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Driver Jokes More Driver Jokes

Why should you never sit at the top deck of a double decker bus?

Because there is no driver up there.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

French Guy Jokes More French Guy Jokes

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")