Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

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Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.