Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.