Why does the zoo only have dogs?

Because they shot the gorilla

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do Abraham Lincoln and an '80s sitcom have in common?

Both were shot before a live audience.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a zoo that only has dogs?

A Shih Tzu

What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes?

Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA