What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

What's the difference between Mormons and non Mormons?

The temperature of their caffeine

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did justin beiber say to his mom?

I FOUND MY MICROSCOPE, now all I need is my lotion and tweezers

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Match Jokes More Match Jokes

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Awkward Jokes More Awkward Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin