What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Tinder Jokes More Tinder Jokes

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.