Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

What does Pokemon Go and a policeman have in common?

You gotta catch Jamal

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Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

Dora Jokes More Dora Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

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Where is the best place to find hot grills?

A barbecue

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.