Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What you got there?

Not sure", replies the fellow, "But you have got to try-a-lil'-bite!"

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

Seafood Jokes More Seafood Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

What are you in the bathroom?

European

How do old people go to the bathroom?

Depends.

Swiper Jokes More Swiper Jokes

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping

Joan Jokes More Joan Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ?

She was maid in France !

What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food?

Steak

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints