Tinder Jokes

Why does Jerry Sienfeld clean up on tinder?

He can't go left

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What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

Where could you look up Joan of Arc's profile?

On Tinder.

What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

What was the scary guy on Tinder doing?

Intimidating others.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

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What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

What did Dora say when Swiper got ahold of her tinder?

Swiper no swiping!!

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Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

What do you call someone who is obsessed with Joan of Arc?

A heroine addict.

Jill Jokes More Jill Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

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What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What is Swiper the Fox's favorite app?

Tinder

Awkward Jokes More Awkward Jokes

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Catfish Jokes More Catfish Jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.