Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.