At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
A speedo
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.
A constipatient
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
4: McDonalds The end
a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.
Flaccid
Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.