Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

How do you turn fruits into vegetables?

Drive a bus through a pride parade

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why can't iron oxide get a date?

Porque es FeO Little bilingual chemistry joke for you guys.

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

End Jokes More End Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.