Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ?

A witch with a blindfold !

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

What do you call a sheman wearing a bikini?

Flaccid

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.