Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with an 'M', ends with 'arriage', and recently made me the happiest man alive?

Miscarriage

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.