Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a man with two left feet wear to the beach?

Flip-Flips.

Why didn't the derivative of sec(x) go to the beach?

Because secant tan

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's another name for a supernova?

A POPstar. HAHAHAHA. Living is pain. Unbearable. End me.

Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

Bikini Jokes More Bikini Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

How do you make the king leer?

Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)

End Day Jokes More End Day Jokes

Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.