What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

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Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !