What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

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Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

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Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.