Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast