Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

When is a bread not kneaded?

When it's unnecessary

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!