Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf?

Because it will go right over his head

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How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Who is there?

A person that likes to tell anti jokes.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What do you call a chinese woman with a food processor on her head?

Brenda.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!