How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets?

For identification.

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Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists house?

Only one, but you have to slice him REALLY thin!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.