Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway?

take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!