What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What exactly do you have to plant to grow a seedless watermelon?

Just water

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security?

It was armed.

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !