What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

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Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did the plant say to the vegan?

Leaf me alone.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call it when you give chairs to the poor?

A Chair-ity!

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.