What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?

P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes?

A TV Tropism.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What kind of work out do parrots have on leg day?

SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.

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Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.