What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square of cloth identify as on tumblr?

Nap-kin

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a stampede that runs in circles?

NASCOW

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus