What did the Circle say to the Square on the bus?

Oh no! I've got on the Rhombus!"

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car "

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because it's harder to run in squares.

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

Rhombus Jokes More Rhombus Jokes

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.