What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Why is being a pirate addictive?

They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.