What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What's the difference between the stock market and women?

With the stock market you can only lose when you pull out.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

What is a homeless man's favorite type of music?

House music

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What do you call an overpriced castration?

A divorce.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

How do hurricanes see?

With one eye