What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Why did the scientist study soda?

Because he was a physicist.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

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Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"