What did the physicist say to the suicidal guy on the bridge?

Don't do it! You have potential!

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Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Potential Jokes More Potential Jokes

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.