What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.