What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

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How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !