Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What did UK say while leaving?

It's not EU, it's me

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What's the biggest joke of 2016?

Look a bit to the right.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.