Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!

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They have no rights.

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He read it in the Hobbituary.

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.