Drunk Man Jokes

What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

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What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Registration Jokes More Registration Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do you call a violent white man?

Officer

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

Why should you never bet on Germany at the Olympics?

They have the worst track record for finishing a race.

Replay Jokes More Replay Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the snail say when his friend lost his car?

Where did Es-car-go.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why are black people always wrong?

They have no rights.

What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror